May 2013
bestnatesmithever:
When I die, I want my ashes scattered across the Internet.
unjolras:
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:
When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
hiddles-girl:
-sunflowerseeds:
Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.
so the legends are true
romanticizing-death:
thats-what-im-tolkien-about:
staff:
lvysaur:
with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us
yeah that’s us
*CHOKING*
rneowies:
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
bananabuttmuffin:
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
