bestnatesmithever: When I die, I want my ashes scattered across the Internet.
unjolras: my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
hiddles-girl: -sunflowerseeds: Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full. so the legends are true
romanticizing-death: thats-what-im-tolkien-about: staff: lvysaur: with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us yeah that’s us *CHOKING*
rneowies: How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
bananabuttmuffin: The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.